
That’s not the name of your new favorite movie*, but it is the name of your new favorite holiday. Taking place the week of the 15th of February, this archaic holy-day was celebrated by a little known sect of ancient Romans which featured all of the trappings mentioned above. Here’s the Encyclopedia Britannica excerpt about the holiday:
“Each Lupercalia began with the sacrifice by the Luperci of goats and a dog, after which two of the Luperci were led to the altar, their foreheads were touched with a bloody knife, and the blood was wiped off with wool dipped in milk; the ritual required that the two young men laugh. The sacrificial feast followed, after which the Luperci cut thongs from the skins of the sacrificial animals and ran in two bands around the Palatine hill, striking with the thongs at any woman who came near them. A blow from the thong was supposed to render a woman fertile. In 494 ce the Christian church under Pope Gelasius I appropriated the form of the rite as the Feast of the Purification.”
Essentially a bunch of guys known as the order of the Lupeci stripped down sacrificed a goat, bathed themselves in blood, skinned the sacrifice, cut thongs to whip women with, and then—believing themselves to be wolves—went off to terrorize the countryside. The women they whipped were supposed to become fertile as a result of the beating. It is unclear if the women who were whipped also participated in the terrorizing of the countryside or if they were later invited to the inevitable orgy that would go down after all the terrorizing. That more I research older rites, the more I find that orgies were a big part of them, kind of like the key parties of the 70s, the handkerchief code that the LGBT groups used in the 70s and 80s, or the flamingos on the lawn in retirement villages in the aughts, 10s and 20s of the 2000s. Ancient folks really like their anonymous group sex! Odd times, the Dark Ages.
Other, darker stories about the festival have women being caught and whisked away to a cave, the home of the Order of the Lupeci, where wanton acts of sexual depravity occurred under the watchful eye of their god, Lupercus—a being said to both vulpine and cloven all in one. These stories are less willing orgy and moreso tales of rape and sexual assault, and more likely than not were spread by detractors of the pagan rites, but still it is worth noting that these rites often had a darker, more misogynistic bent to them than we often give credence to.
Lupercus was also very interesting. Associated with the great god Pan of the Greek pantheon or Faunus in the Roman tradition, Lupercus was different from both in that he was not just a god of fertility but a protector of farmers, shepherds, and sheep. This god lived in the Lupercal where Romulus and Remus were nursed and raised by a she-wolf, and this cave is where the darker rites mentioned above would take place. I imagine that the shapeshifting nature of Lupercus is what eventually led to the shapeshifting nature of the werewolves that haunted our lore and legends.
This of course ran its course and was co-opted by early Christians as written about above. Valentine’s Day is the newest mutation of the corruption of the Pagan holiday. The trappings of cannibalism and the emphasis on sex all speak directly to the trappings of the original holiday.
That was a joke earlier in this brief piece, that this will be a major motion picture someday but the fact is this HAS been depicted on screen at least once. The Howling (specifically part 2) gave us some crazed werewolf sexy time but the award for best Lupercalia depiction goes to a Halloween classic. Though not a rite performed in February, the finale of Michael Dougherty’s Trick r Treat gives us a fantastic idea of what a werewolf blood orgy might look like: shed skin, fur flying, and blood…so much blood mixed in amongst all the fucking. Hell of a way to go…
So tonight, if you feel an urge to howl at the moon go ahead and give it a go if only to sound the echo of a long ago, long forgotten rite.








